My Five Seconds of Fame

Yeah, so I was on Fox News tonight. And I didn’t appear TOTALLY LAME. So, I’m sharing the link. But, man, do I look big, er, I mean, pregnant, or what?? And those crows feet? Yikes! This show certainly reveals my vanity, doesn’t it?

Help! My Cell Phone has Fallen and It Can’t Get Up!

Yes, my very loyal Nokia has finally bit the dust. It said to me yesterday, after I dropped it on the concrete at the pool, “Girl, you’ve dropped me one too many times. I’m done.” The buttons light up and I can call it, but I can’t hear anything on it. That phone served me […]